THE DAILY ASSIGNATION: Day 19 "Pinch"

TIMELY WARNING TIMELY WARNING TIMELY -- Jamie calls Stewie: Hey. 'Hey.' Im all alone over here. 'What do you wanna do?' Yeah. Do you? 'Cant right now.' Ok. -- Do you know what it is like to be ugly in your prime? -- TIMELY-WARNING. TIMELYWARNING. TIMEWARNING. TIMARNING. -- In my honest opinion, having tits must blow. They just seem so impractical, an added worry to routine day-to-day everyday actions. -- Media blackout. All communication cut. Train technician: 'We've lost contract.' -- It's not like having a dick, or testicles, is practical or anything. They seem to cause the same amount of discomfort and problems. But we can tuck those away easily. Not-to-mention, most dont want to fondle balls. . . .but quite a few want them fondled. -- TIME WARNING. -- Mark Wahlberg: "With whom?" --  Jamie: How about later? 'no.' -- Technician: "With everyone." -- TIMELY WARNING. -- Happening happening. What's happening happening happening. -- Jamie: Rejected. By my booty call. Fuck. -- Pinch fetish must be a thing, right? -- how do i fetish w/o tumblr, r u insane. -- Fuck. Fuck! FUCK. fuck. -- An unidentifiable pain, in any region, is annoyingly worrying, for me at least, and I guess everyone I guess. -- Jamie took a nap. While he slept his phone blew up. When he awoke: Stewie refused to do anything, people on-line seemed to ignore him, and his texts go unanswered. -- Fuck. -- 'Pinch' is about a woman who feels something hurting in her tit, goes to the doctor's, gets some x-rays and examined, and her tits hurt from the x-ray ray gun tit clamp and then they have to do it again. Im pretty sure the doc was going a little harder at her boob than he needed to, kneading it, that is. The narration isnt malicious and I have no idea what is done to one's breasts in examination, so. -- Jamie calls Cal: Hey. 'Hey' What's up? 'Do you wanna...?' Im already with someone, sorry. -- Responsibility kills the -- 'ok then.' Sorry. 'Later then?' Maybe. -- Responsibility kills the -- TIMELY WARNING: 15.30 yesterday, White male, local park: Caught with his pants down, figuratively, with his cock out and fondling it, literally, while looking at. . . .One must assume the people in the park. No shirt. Faded blue jeans. Witness says: white medium build male 50-something with clothes and a face and hair and a cock, obviously. Wonder what kind? Big fat and floppy? limp as a biscuit? long like a noodle loodle? no description, total bs. How am I s'pose to know if this is the right guy, if I dont know his cock shape and size? -- TIMELY WARNING: Few days back, at some apartments at 18.13 white male thin male late-30s to 40s, with glasses blue t-shirt and black gym shorts with a black baseball cap. He came at some girl coming in to her apartment. She saw him with his shorts done, rubbing dat meat. Still no description of the actual cock. Boooooo, Jamie thinks. He gets these emails, he reads these reports and they are always a disappointment/hilarity. -- Jamie: I wonder what stange I can find online. . . . .-- Responsibility kills the -- the cure for loneliness is be served with a knife to the left kidney, otherwise the pay-off wouldnt be worth it. Only bleeding out till near dead does the rescue get any (a)credibility -- TIMELY WARNING: white male (of course) in his something-50s caught again with his cock out at some local apartments near here @ 8.00. Believed to be the same guy as before, but different from that other one. -- Nothing comes up, nothing materializes. No apparitions today, none at all. -- Still no description of cock. -- 'Is this what you do in your free time?'